The Pastor Had A Strange Solution 😬
A pretty lady went to Pastor Conquer and said:
“Pastor, I’m over 40 and still single. I’ve dated so many men, but whenever it’s time for marriage, they all disappear…”
Conquer: “My daughter, I think you have a spiritual husband.”
LADY: “Yes sir, I’ve noticed that too.”
Pastor Conquer became attracted to her and wanted to take advantage of the situation. He looked at her romantically and said:
“You see, your spiritual husband has hidden some things inside your pr*v*te ar*a. So, I need to go in there, destroy them, and then anoint the place.”
LADY: “But sir, isn’t that against the will of God?”
Pastor Conquer got angry and replied:
“Are you here to teach me the Bible, or did you come for deliverance?”
LADY: “Forgive me, sir.”
Conquer: “Don’t you know that some demons require special methods before they can be cast out?”
The frustrated lady finally agreed.
After a few minutes, Pastor Conquer said:
“You are now free, and you will get married very soon.”
The lady thanked him and then said:
“I hope any man who sleeps with me from today won’t d*e again…”
