A young guy took his girlfriend home after a wonderful date. Standing on her front porch, he started feeling incredibly lucky. Leaning his hand confidently against the wall next to the door, he smirked and whispered, “Hey babe, what do you say we get a little wild right here?”
“Are you insane?” she hissed. “My parents are right inside. They’ll hear everything!”
“Oh, come on,” he pleaded, shifting his weight harder against the wall. “It’s past midnight. They’re fast asleep. No one will ever know.”
“No way, it’s way too risky,” she insisted. “Imagine if we get caught!”
“Please? I love you so much,” he begged, refusing to back down. “Just a quickie? I’m begging you!”
“I said no! I love you too, but we absolutely can’t!”
Suddenly, the porch light snapped on, the front door flew open, and the girlfriend’s teenage sister stood there in her messy pajamas, rubbing her eyes.
“Look,” the sister groaned sleepily. “Dad says either you go ahead and do it, or Mom will come down and do it. Heck, Dad even said he’ll come down and do it himself if he has to…”
She glared at the boyfriend and snapped, “But for the love of God, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the house intercom button!”
