A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
“Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?”
“NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
“Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.”
“NO!” says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
“Okay kid, my last offer! I’ll give you 20 Bucks “and” a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride.”
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out…
“Look Dad” “You’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley …YOU RIDE IT!
Bonus Joke
A Pig Walks Into A Pub.
He goes up to the bar and sees a curious-looking bottle bubbling away with mist emanating from the top.
Slightly flummoxed he asks the barman,
“What’s this about then?”
The barman replies,
“Well, this is a mystic potion, a concoction of my very own. Take a sip and it’ll magically release your full potential.”
“You see that big cat over there,” the barman says, pointing at a huge lion,
“He used to be a puny house kitty. He took a sip of the magic potion and now he’s King of the jungle”.
“That guy over there,” pointing to a toothy crocodile,
“He used to be a tiny lizard until he took a sip of the magic potion and now he’s the top of the food chain!”
“Okay,” said the pig.
He grabbed the potion and took a large swig. A puff of smoke instantly enveloped him, and as it cleared he looked down at himself in utter shock.
He had been transformed into a human!
“What the hell has your potion done to me?” shouts the pig
“Hmmm”, says the barman,
“how do you feel?”
“I feel like… I feel… I want to be more selfish… I feel like lying, like promising the world only to not deliver…”
“Yep, as I expected”, says the barman,
“it’s turned you into a politician”.
