Be Honest, Dave…
Dave was excited about his new .338 r*fle and decided to try bear h*nting. He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and sh*t it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said, “That was a very bad mistake. That bear was my cousin. I’m going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to d*ath or we h*ve s*x.” After considering briefly, Dave decided to accept the latter alternative.
So the black bear had his way with Dave. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Dave soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and sh*t it d*ad. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, “That was a big mistake, Dave. That bear was my cousin and you’ve got two choices: Either I maul you to d*ath or we have r*ugh s*x.”
Again, Dave thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to d*ath. So the grizzly had his way with Dave. Although he survived, it took several months before Dave fully recovered.
Now Dave was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and sh*t it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder.
He turned around to find giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him and said, “Admit it Dave, you don’t come here for the hunting, do you?
