A little boy is doing his homework.
He says to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a bītch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a bïtch is nine.”
His mother hears this and gasps, “What are you saying?”
The little boy answers, “I’m doing my homework. This is how my teacher taught me to do it.”
Infuriated, the mother confronts the teacher the next day. “What are you teaching my son in arithmetic? He’s been saying two plus two, the son of a bïtch is four?”
The teacher replies, “Oh dear. What I taught them was, two plus two ‘the sum of which’ is four!”
Bonus Joke
The teacher put a question to the class:
“What does a cat have that no other animal
A number cried in unison:
“Fur!”
But an objector raised the point that bears and skunks have fur. One pupil raised an eager hand:
“I know, teacher–whiskers!”
But another objector laughed scornfully.
“Haw-haw! My papa has whiskers!”
The suggester of whiskers defended her idea by declaring:
“My papa ain’t got whiskers.”
“‘Cause he can’t!” the objector sneered. “Haw-haw! Your pa ain’t no good. My pa says—-“
The teacher rapped for order and repeated her question.
A little Johnny raised his hand, and at the teacher’s nod spoke timidly.
“Kittens!
