Women VS Beer
Most men like women. But, most men like beer too ! So, for men it becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer ! Following is a debate, to help you analyze which is better ! Here is the debate 👇
A Beer is always wet, a woman is not !
1 point for beer !
Beer is horrible, when it is hot !
1 point for women !
A cold beer, satisfies you !
1 point for beer !
10 beers in a night and then you can’t drive. 10 women in one night and you don’t have to drive anywhere !
1 point for women !
The older, The beer is – the better, it is !
1 point for beer !
If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic !
1 point for women !
For a beer, you pay taxes !
1 point for women !
If you take a second beer, the first one doesn’t get angry !
1 point for beer !
You can always be sure that, you are the first one ” Opening ” a beer !
1 point for beer !
If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself !
1 point for beer !
You know exactly how much a beer costs !
1 point for beer !
A beer does not have a mother !
1 point for beer !
You can do it if you want, but beer won’t ask you to hug her for half an hour after !
1 point for beer !
So the Score is ……….. Beer beats women – 9 to 4 !
If you are a woman reading this and getting angry ……… know that a beer would never get angry ! So ………. Another point for beer !
Now the final score is ………. Beer beats women – 10 to 4 ! 😂🤣
