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Why Did You Eat Him?

A young child of three approaches an expectant woman while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s office.

He queries, “Why is your tummy so big?”

“I’m having a baby.” – she replies.

“Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes.

“Yes, it is.” – she says.

“Is it a good baby?” – he asks, with a puzzled look.

“Oh, yes. A really good baby.” – the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: “Then why did you eat him?”