What the Doctor Was Searching For Shocked Him 😂
The patient was lying on the hospital bed when he saw the doctor walk into the room, eyes glued to his phone screen, fingers scrolling continuously.
Worried, the patient asked:
– “Doctor, how is my treatment plan looking?”
– “Doctor, how is my treatment plan looking?”
Without looking up, the doctor kept tapping away and replied:
– “Hold on, I’m looking for a solution online. This medical website usually responds really fast, I don’t know why the internet is lagging so much today.”
– “Hold on, I’m looking for a solution online. This medical website usually responds really fast, I don’t know why the internet is lagging so much today.”
The patient’s face turned pale: “You’re a doctor and you have to search the internet to find out how to treat me?”
The doctor snapped: “What do you know! I’m posting a question in the Facebook group ‘Amateur Surgeons Society’ to see if anyone knows how to cure your case. I’ve been searching on Google Maps for a while now and I still can’t find where your spleen is located!”
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Little Johnny and his father went fishing one day.
After a couple of hours out in the boat, Little Johnny suddenly became curious about the world around him.
He asked his father,
“How does this boat float?”
The father thought for a moment, then replied,
“I don’t rightly know, son.”
Little Johnny returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father,
“How do fish breath underwater?”
Once again the father replied,
“Don’t rightly know, son.”
A little later Little Johnny asked,
“Why is the sky blue?”
Again, the father replied.
“Don’t rightly know, son.”
Worried he is going to annoy his father, he says,
“Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”
“Of course not, son. If you don’t ask questions … you’ll never learn anything!”
