Two elderly ladies, Dolly and Ruby, were talking about their grandchildren.
Dolly sighed and said,
“Every year, I send each of my grandchildren a birthday card with a generous check inside. And every year… I never hear a word from them. Not even a thank-you.”
Ruby smiled and replied,
“I send my grandchildren generous checks, too. I hear from every one of them within a week. In fact, they all come to visit me in person.”
“Really?” Dolly asked. “How do you manage that?”
Ruby grinned and said,
“It’s very simple…
I never sign the checks.”
