The Wedding Talk Took an Unexpected Turn!
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their ph*s*cal relationship.
“How do you feel about s*x?” he asked, rather tentatively.
“I would like it infrequently “, she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, “Is that one word or two?”
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An Elephant And A Crocodile Were Swimming In The Jungle
An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the jungle,
When the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock.
The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him up in his trunk and hurls him far into the jungle.
“What did you do that for?” asked the crocodile.
The elephant answered,
“That turtle was the one that bit me almost fifty years ago.”
The crocodile said,
“And you remembered him after all these years? Boy, you sure do have a good memory.”
“Yep,” says the elephant.
“Turtle recall.”
