A completely n@ked woman hops into a taxi. The driver just stares, looking her up and down in total disbelief.
Offended, she snaps, “What’s the matter? Haven’t you ever seen a n@ked woman before?”
The driver replies, “Oh, your nudity doesn’t bother me at all, ma’am.”
“Then why are you staring?” she demands.
“I’m just trying to figure out,” the driver shrugs, “where the heck you’re keeping the money to pay for this ride.”
