An 85-year-old man went in for his annual physical.
As the appointment wrapped up, the doctor handed him a small specimen jar.
“Take this home,” the doctor said, “and bring me back a sperm sample tomorrow.”
The next morning, the old gentleman returned… carrying the same jar.
It was spotless.
Still sealed.
Still completely empty.
The doctor looked at it, puzzled.
“What happened?”
The old man sighed.
“Well, Doc, I gave it my best shot.”
“First I tried opening it with my right hand… nothing.”
“Then I tried my left hand… still nothing.”
“So I asked my wife to help. She tried with her right hand, then her left… no luck.”
“She even tried using her mouth—with her dentures in… then with them out. Still wouldn’t budge.”
The doctor stared in disbelief as the old man continued.
“Finally, we called our neighbor, Arleen.”
“She tried both hands, tucked it under her arm, even squeezed it between her knees…”
“Nothing worked.”
The doctor’s jaw dropped.
“Wait… you asked your NEIGHBOR to help?”
The old man nodded.
“Of course.”
Then he shrugged and said,
“None of us could get the darn jar open!” 😂
