Three nuns passed away, arrived at the Pearly Gates, and were greeted by Saint Peter. To reward their lifetime of strict chastity, he offered them each one wish to return to Earth for a single weekend of wild, unbridled passion.
The first nun blushed. “The vow of chastity was incredibly tough on me. I want to return in the body of Angelina Jolie!” POOF—she vanished.
The second nun eagerly agreed. “Me too, but make me look like Jennifer Lawrence!” POOF—she was gone.
The third nun, a sweet old Italian sister, smiled expectantly. “I also want to go back, but I want the face and body of Alice Gan Pipalini!”
Saint Peter scratched his head, completely puzzled. “Who? I’ve never heard of her. Is she a famous Hollywood actress?”
“Oh, yes! The most famous starlet of them all!” the nun squealed with excitement. She reached into her habit and pulled out an old, yellowed newspaper clipping she had been hiding for years. “Look at this headline!”
Saint Peter took the paper, unfolded it, and read the text aloud:
“Alaskan Pipeline laid by 500 men in one week.”
