A husband and wife were having a massive argument while driving down a lonely highway.
They were yelling so loudly that the husband lost control of the car and crashed into a tree.
Suddenly, a genie appeared from the smoke.
“Wow! Thanks for breaking my lamp!” he said. “I’ll grant each of you one wish. But hurry—the car is about to explode!”
The husband, still furious, immediately shouted,
“I’ll go first! I want a private tropical island, surrounded by 100 beautiful models who do whatever I say—and I never want to see my wife again!”
POOF!
He disappeared and was instantly transported to paradise.
The genie turned to the wife.
“Your turn! You have ten seconds. Choose wisely!”
The wife smiled, glanced at the burning car, and said,
“I want to own that island, be the boss of those 100 models, and cancel his return ticket.”
The genie blinked.
“That’s it?”
She smiled.
“Oh, and send him back here in five seconds.”
POOF!
Five seconds later, the husband reappeared beside the wrecked car.
The wife looked at him and smiled sweetly.
“Welcome home, honey.”
The genie quietly whispered,
“I should’ve asked for a better insurance policy.”
