The Fishing Trip Test
A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up” “Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.”
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, “Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?”
The wife replied, “I did. They’re in your fishing box.
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The circus arrives in town with a novel act – make the bull elephant kneel down and win $1000.
After watching various people trying everything Jimmy steps up to the elephant and gives it a mighty kick in the [email protected]
The elephant collapses and its owner, cursing Jimmy’s foul methods, hands over the cash.
The circus moves on to the next town and Jimmy, recognizing a good opportunity, follows along.
Once again the good townsfolk are trying to make the elephant kneel and once again Jimmy steps up to deliver the painful blow and claim his reward.
By now the elephant’s owner is getting concerned for his elephant’s health, so he decides to change the act.
The next day Jimmy turns up but the owner stops him and says that now he has to make the elephant nod its head then shake its head to win the prize.
Jimmy walks up to the elephant and says,
“Remember me?”
Elephant nods.
“Want me to do it again?”
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