A nervous young man rushed into his doctor’s office.
“Doctor, I don’t understand!”
“My girlfriend just told me she’s pregnant…”
“…but I always use protection!”
The doctor leaned back in his chair and smiled.
“Instead of answering directly…”
“…let me tell you a little story.”
The young man nodded.
The doctor began.
“There was a man who went hunting every single weekend.”
“He never left home without his trusty rifle.”
“But one morning, he grabbed an umbrella by mistake.”
“Out in the woods, a huge bear suddenly charged straight at him.”
“In total panic, he pointed the umbrella…”
“…closed one eye…”
“…and yelled…”
‘BANG!’
The doctor paused.
“The bear dropped dead instantly.”
The young man frowned.
“That’s impossible!”
“Someone else must’ve fired the shot!”
The doctor smiled, folded his hands, and said,
“Exactly.” 😂🤣
The room went silent…
The young man suddenly understood the story…
…and wished he hadn’t.
