A bodybuilder wanted the perfect tan, but one part of him stayed pale.
So he went to the beach, buried himself completely in the sand, and left only that one part exposed to the sun.
A pair of elderly ladies walked by. One nudged it with her cane, shook her head, and sighed,
“There is truly no justice in this world.”
Her friend asked, “What do you mean?”
She replied,
“At 20, I was curious.
At 30, I enjoyed it.
At 40, I wanted it all the time.
At 50, I paid for it.
At 60, I prayed for it.
At 70, I forgot about it.
And now I’m 80… they’re growing wild on the beach, and I’m too old to squat!” 😂
