She Thought She Had Found the Perfect Dentist
An old woman accidentally drops her fake teeth at the park while walking her dog.
She can’t find the teeth anywhere in the tall grass. A man spots her bending over and asks what she lost. “I dropped my false teeth somewhere around here.”
“Oh,” the man says, “that’s no big deal. Here, try this pair on.”
He hands her a set of teeth that are too big for her mouth. He hands her a second set of teeth that are too small. Finally, the third set fits just right.
“Thank you so much,” the old woman says. “Do you have a business card? I’ve been looking for a good dentist for some time.”
“Oh, I’m not a dentist,” the man replies. “I’m an undertaker.
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Little Johnny Couldn’t Resist One Smart Remark…
A brand-new teacher fresh out of college was determined to use all the modern psychology techniques she had learned.
On the very first day of school, she stood proudly in front of her class, smiling confidently at the students.
“Children,” she announced, “today we’re going to begin with a little self-awareness exercise.”
The students looked at one another nervously.
The teacher continued,
“Anyone who thinks they’re stupid, please stand up.”
The classroom went completely silent.
Not a chair moved.
The teacher folded her arms, clearly pleased with herself. She thought the lesson had worked perfectly.
Then, after a few long awkward seconds… one chair slowly scraped across the floor.
Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher looked surprised.
“Well, Little Johnny,” she said gently, “do you really think you’re stupid?”
Johnny shrugged.
“No, ma’am,” he replied.
“…but I sure hated seeing you standing there all by yourself.” 😄
