A woman gave birth to twins but immediately fell into a deep, exhausted sleep right after delivery.
Two weeks later, she finally woke up in her recovery room and panicked. “Doctor! Where are my babies?” she cried.
The doctor smiled warmly. “Calm down, everything is perfect. You have a beautiful boy and a healthy girl. However, your husband had to rush back to work, and since you were asleep for so long, the hospital required the birth certificates to be signed. Your brother was here, so we let him name them.”
The new mother gasped, her heart sinking. Her brother was a sweet guy, but he was famously a few cards short of a full deck. “Oh no,” she groaned. “What on earth did he name them?”
“Well,” the doctor said, “he named your baby girl Denise.”
The mother let out a massive sigh of relief. “Oh, thank goodness! Denise is actually a beautiful, normal name. I was so worried! And what did he name my baby boy?”
The doctor cleared his throat and replied, “Denephew.”
