He Made One Tiny Mistake During Dinner…
Two friends meet at the kiosk. One of them examines the other’s dark blue, swollen eye with concern.
“Goodness me, Fritz! Where did you get that artwork? Did you have an accident?”
Fritz takes a deep swig of his beer and sighs.
“Oh, come on, an accident… That happened yesterday at dinner. A family thing, you know?”
“What? Did your wife grab a frying pan? That wouldn’t be anything new,” joked the friend.
The other replies: “Well, when we were saying the Lord’s Prayer at dinner last night and came to the part ‘…and deliver us from evil’, I quite unintentionally looked at my mother-in-law.”
“And?”
“And she immediately understood it as an answer to her prayer.”
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The woman comes home from work unusually early and finds her husband in the bedroom.
She stands close to him and whispers seductively:
“Open my blouse right now … and take it off!”
The man swallowed.
She said, a little louder:
“Now the p@nts! Quick!”
Almost shouting:
“And the br@ too! GO!”
Trembling with rage, she roars:
“THE P@NTIES TOO! NOW!”
Then she leans very close to his ear and hisses:
“And if I catch you in MY clothes ONE MORE TIME, then the marriage is over!”
