Grandma Had Her Priorities Straight
An old lady was standing at the railing of a cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind .
A gentlemen approach her and said :’Pardon me,madam. I do not intend to be forward ,but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?
“Yes, I know,”said the lady,”I need both hands to hold on to this hat”.
“But,madam,your are not w*aring anything und*r your dress , and your pr*v*tes are exp*sed !” Said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied….
“Sir, anything you see down there is 90 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!”
Bonus Joke
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted by a child’s whispered, “Hello.”
“Is your Daddy home?” he asked.
“Yes,” whispered the small voice.
“May I talk with him?”
The child whispered, “No.”
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?”
“Yes.”
“May I talk with her?”
Again the small voice whispered, “No.”
Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anyone else there?”
“Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman.”
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”
“No, he’s busy,” whispered the child.
“Busy doing what?”
“Talking to Mommy and Daddy and the Fireman,” came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, “What is that noise?”
“A helicopter,” answered the whispering voice.
“What is going on there?” demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, “The search team just landed a helicopter.”
Alarmed, confused, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle…”Me!”
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