My youngest son loves dating several girls at the same time.
I warned him, “Son, one day all those lies are going to catch up with you.”
He replied, “I’m not lying, Dad. They all know I have other girlfriends.”
A few days later, he brought a new girlfriend home.
She smiled, waved, and said,
“Hello, Dad!”
I laughed and said,
“You’d better find another name for me.”
She looked confused.
“Why?”
I replied,
“Because one of his other girlfriends already calls me Dad.”
Let’s just say…
They’re still arguing in the living room.
