Blood Relatives and the Twist That Makes Everyone Laugh
In a small apartment, the air was thick with the echoes of a heated argument. This particular couple had turned bickering into a daily sport, but today, things had reached a boiling point.
After a long volley of insults and “he-said-she-said,” the wife finally broke down. Frustrated and sobbing, she threw her hands up in despair and cried out:
“I can’t believe I married you! If I had known you were this insufferable, I would have much rather married the Devil himself!”
The husband, who had been shouting just a second ago, suddenly stopped. He went quiet, his expression turning strangely serious and calm. He looked at his wife, shook his head with mock sympathy, and said softly:
“Now, now, honey… don’t be talkin’ crazy. You know you can’t do that.”
The wife snapped back, “And why not? Anything would be better than this!”
The husband leaned back, crossed his arms, and delivered the knockout blow:
“Because, darling, it’s a matter of the law. The legal system strictly forbids marriage between members of the same bloodline.”
