An old man gets on a bus.
There are no Seats so he stands and leans on his walking stick for support.
The bus brakes suddenly at one stage and he slips.
A young man sitting in a seat next to him says,
” Hey, Mister if you had a rubber on the end of your stick that would not have happened”.
The old man replies
” If your father had taken the same advice I would have a fecking Seat.”
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- A couple of elderly men were venting their frustrations about the woes of modern technology.
“I just can’t ever seem to remember my darn passwords,” grumbled one of them.
The other one smiled.
“Oh really? I can never forget mine!”
“How do you manage it?” asked the first guy curiously.
“Well, I simply set all my passwords to ‘Incorrect’ so that whenever I’m told that my password is incorrect, I’ll remember it!”
2. Two Elderly People Flirt With Each Other At A Seniors’ Singles Bar
One night two old people were at a seniors’ singles bar.
The two started to hit it off and began flirting with each other.
After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman,
“If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?”
“Depends…”, the old woman replies shyly.
“Depends on what?” he asks.
“On my b*ttom – where else?!”
