An old man had been looking for a reliable water source for his property, so he finally decided to buy a water well from a notoriously tricky local smart aleck. The transaction went smoothly, the money was exchanged, and the contract was signed.
The very next morning, while on his way to the local market, the old man ran into the smart aleck.
The young man had a greedy smirk on his face as he stopped the elder. “Hey old man, I just wanted to clear something up about our deal yesterday. I sold you the actual physical well, but I did not sell you the water inside it. If you want to use a single drop of that water, you’re going to have to pay me an extra fee every single time.”
The old man stopped and stared at him in dead silence for a moment, completely unfazed.
Then, a slow smile crept across the old man’s face as he replied:
“Is that so? Well, I’m glad I ran into you, because I was actually on my way to your house to ask you to completely empty your water out of my property. If you don’t drain it immediately, you are going to have to pay me rent for storing your water inside my well!”
A Teacher Asked Her 10th-Grade Class an Innocent Question—And Her Savage Response to a Prudish Student Is Legend
During a high school science lesson, a 10th-grade teacher turned to the blackboard and posed a question to the classroom.
Looking around the room, she called on a student. “Jessica, can you tell the class what specific part of the human body increases to ten times its normal size when it becomes excited?”
Jessica’s face instantly turned bright red. She stood up, crossed her arms in outrage, and shouted, “That is absolutely disgusting! You shouldn’t be asking us things like that, and I absolutely refuse to answer your question!”
The teacher calmly blinked, shook her head, and turned to another student. “Jamie, would you care to answer?”
Jamie smiled and answered instantly, “That’s easy, teacher. It’s the pupil of the human eye.”
“That is absolutely correct, Jamie. Very well done!” the teacher said proudly.
The teacher then slowly turned her attention back to Jessica, who was still standing there looking deeply offended.
“Now, as for you, young lady,” the teacher announced in front of the entire class, “I have exactly three things to say to you:
First, it is incredibly obvious that you didn’t bother to do your biology homework.
Second, you have an absolutely filthy, dirty mind.
And third… I’m afraid you are in for a massive disappointment later in life!”
