A man was grocery shopping when an attractive woman waved, smiled, and cheerfully said, “Hello!”
Confused, the man looked around and asked, “Uh… do I know you?”
“I think you’re the father of one of my children,” she smiled warmly.
The man’s face instantly drained of color. Panic set in as his mind raced back through every regretful decision, wild party, and blurry night of his past. Sweating profusely, he gulped and whispered, “Are… are you absolutely sure?”
The woman burst out laughing and said, “Of course I am! I’m your son’s third-grade teacher.”
