A little boy hopped onto a public bus and plopped down in the seat right behind the driver.
As the bus pulled away, the boy started chatting nonstop:
“If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I’d be a little calf!
If my mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster, I’d be a little chick!
If my mom was a deer and my dad was a buck, I’d be a little fawn!
If my mom was a duck and my dad was a goose, I’d be a little duckling!”
On and on he went — animal after animal — while the driver’s patience wore thinner by the second.
Finally, the driver whipped around and barked,
“Alright, kid — what if your mom was a drunk and your dad was a bum?”
Without missing a beat, the boy grinned and said,
“Then I’d be a bus driver!”
The driver never saw it coming.
