A barber gives a haircut to a priest.
The priest wants to pay, but the barber refuses:
– I can’t take your money, Father. You serve God.
The next morning, the barber finds a dozen Bibles at his doorstep.
The following day, he cuts a police officer’s hair.
The officer offers to pay, but the barber shakes his head:
– I can’t take your money. You protect us.
The next morning, he finds a dozen donuts at his door.
The next day, a lawyer comes in for a haircut.
He also offers to pay.
The barber smiles:
– I can’t take your money. You help uphold justice.
The lawyer nods… and leaves.
The next morning…
The barber opens his shop.
Outside, there is a neat line of lawyers waiting patiently.
One of them steps forward politely, hands over a business card, and says:
– We heard… there’s a “special offer” here.
“Some people bring gifts to say thank you…
And some bring… friends to share the experience.” 😄
