The Confused Penguin
A man is driving down the road when he sees a penguin wandering on the side of the highway.
Concerned, he pulls over, picks up the penguin, and takes it to the nearest police station.
The officer at the desk looks at him and says, “Why don’t you take it to the zoo?”
The next day, the officer sees the man walking down the street with the penguin by his side.
He approaches the man and asks, “I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo.”
The man replies, “I did! We had such a great time that today we’re going to the movies!”
The Engineer’s Exam
An engineer and a scientist are applying for the same job.
The employer decides to test them by asking each one a question.
He asks the scientist, “What is 2+2?”
The scientist immediately replies, “Four.”
Then he asks the engineer, “What is 2+2?”
The engineer thinks for a moment, pulls out a calculator, and after a few seconds, says, “The answer is four, but I can make it three if you want.”
