My Jehovah’s Witness coworker walked up to me and said, “Billy, can I tell you a joke?”
“Sure,” I said.
She smiled and started, “Knock, knock.”
I waited.
“Knock, knock.”
Still nothing.
Then she said, “Knock, knock!”
I just stared at her.
Finally, she sighed, “You’re supposed to say, ‘Who’s there?’”
I smiled and said, “Not when Jehovah’s Witnesses come knocking!”
She didn’t laugh.
Apparently, I had just closed the door on that friendship.
Now she’s mad at me.
I guess that joke didn’t get a warm reception.
