A woman noticed her schnauzer was having trouble hearing, so she took him to the vet.
The vet examined the dog’s ears and laughed.
“Nothing serious. His ears are just packed with hair!”
He cleaned them out and said,
“Just use a little hair-removal cream inside the ears once a month.”
The woman went to the pharmacy to buy some.
The pharmacist asked, “Are you using it under your arms?”
“No.”
“On your legs?”
“No.”
“Then where are you using it?”
The woman casually replied,
“On my schnauzer.”
The pharmacist froze.
“Your… WHAT?”
“My schnauzer. He has too much hair in his ears.”
The pharmacist took a deep breath.
“Ohhh… the DOG!”
He quickly handed her the product and added,
“Please follow the instructions carefully.”
Then he paused and said,
“And whatever you do… don’t let your schnauzer ride a bicycle for a week!”
The woman stared at him.
“Why would my dog even know how to ride a bicycle?”
The pharmacist sighed.
“After today, I’m not taking any chances.”
