A man was relaxing on the couch, feeling fantastic.
Healthy.
Happy.
Not a single ache or pain.
Suddenly…
The Angel of Death appeared in front of him.
The man nearly spilled his coffee.
“Whoa… what’s going on?”
The angel calmly replied,
“It’s time.”
The man frowned.
“Time for what?”
“I’m in great shape!”
“My doctor says I’m healthier than ever!”
“Surely you’ve got the wrong guy.”
The angel smiled.
“No mistake.”
The man crossed his arms.
“Then at least tell me why.”
The angel looked him straight in the eyes and said,
“Because this morning…”
“…you left your phone at home.”
The man shrugged.
“So?”
The angel continued…
“…unlocked.”
The man stopped smiling.
Then the angel delivered the final blow.
“…and your wife decided to take a look.”
There was a long silence.
The man slowly nodded…
Took a deep breath…
And quietly said,
“You know what…”
“Never mind.”
“I’m ready.” 😂📱🤣
