A ten-year-old girl looked up at her mother and asked, “Mommy, how was I born?”
The mother smiled warmly and decided to use a metaphor. “Well, darling, once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day.”
The girl listened intently as her mother continued, “After a while, the seed grew more and more leaves, and in a few months, it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant.”
“And then what happened?” the girl asked.
The mother whispered, “Well, we harvested the plant, dried it, smoked it, and got so incredibly high that we forgot to use a condom.”
