A man took his seventy-nine-year-old uncle to the local mall to buy a new pair of walking shoes.
Afterward, they decided to sit down at the busy food court for a quick rest. A teenage girl sat down at the table next to them, sporting a wild, gravity-defying hairstyle spiked in a chaotic explosion of bright red, green, blue, and orange.
The uncle simply could not stop staring at her.
Frustrated by his intense gaze, the teenager finally snapped, “What is your problem, old man? Have you never done anything wild in your entire life?”
The uncle didn’t flinch. He looked her up and down, leaned in, and calmly replied,
“Actually, yes. Many years ago, I got incredibly high and slept with a peacock. I was just sitting here wondering if you might be my daughter.”
