An elderly couple was lying in bed. The husband was exhausted, but the wife was feeling nostalgic.
“You used to hold my hand when we were courting,” she sighed.
Wearily, he reached over, held her hand for a second, and closed his eyes.
A minute later, she said, “Then you used to kiss me.”
Annoyed, he leaned over, gave her a quick peck on the cheek, and tried to sleep.
Thirty seconds later, she whispered, “And then… you used to bite my neck.”
Thoroughly irritated, the husband threw off the blankets and stood up.
“Where are you going?” she asked.
“To get my teeth!”
