An elderly couple was sitting in their living room, watching a miracle healing service on television.
The fiery televangelist looked directly into the camera and announced, “If you want to be healed tonight, step forward! Place one hand on your TV screen and the other hand directly onto whichever part of your body needs a miracle!”
Intrigued, Grandma slowly walked up to the television, pressing her left palm against the glass and resting her right hand firmly onto her aching, arthritic shoulder.
Grandpa, suddenly deeply inspired, hopped out of his recliner. He hurried over to the television, slapped his hand onto the screen, and tightly cupped his other hand right over his lap.
Grandma peeked over, took one look at where his hand was resting, and shook her head with a heavy sigh:
“Oh, Harold… I think you completely misunderstood the sermon. The pastor is here to heal the sick, not raise the dead!”
