Upon hearing the heartbreaking news of her elderly grandfather’s sudden passing, Katie rushed over to her grandparents’ house to console her 95-year-old grandmother.
Trying to make sense of the tragedy, Katie gently asked what had caused his death. To her absolute shock, her grandmother sighed and replied, “Well, dear, he suffered a massive heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”
Horrified, Katie gasped, “Grandma! You’re both nearly a hundred years old! Engaging in that kind of intense activity at your age is incredibly dangerous!”
Unfazed, the grandmother waved her hand dismissively. “Oh, don’t be silly, Katie. We had a brilliant, well-thought-out system for years. We always timed our intimacy to the local church bells down the street. It provided the absolute perfect, gentle, and steady rhythm for us… Ding on the upstroke, Dong on the downstroke.”
With a heavy, emotional pause to wipe away a tear, the grandmother concluded:
“He’d still be with us today if it weren’t for that damn ice cream truck!”
