
He Used The Priest’s Own Logic π
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, βI almost had an affair with another woman. β
The priest said, βWhat do you mean, almost? β
The Irishman said, βWell, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped. β
The priest said, βR*bbing together is the same as p*tt*ng it in. Youβre not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Maryβs and put $50 in the poor box.
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, βI saw that. You didnβt put any money in the poor box!β
The Irishman replied, βYeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, thatβs the same as putting it in!β














