A man calls his home while on a business trip.
An unfamiliar voice answers the phone.
Man: “Who is this?”
Answer comes, “A am the maid.”
Man: “What? there was no maid when i left a couple of days ago.”
Maid: “I was hired yesterday and started working just today. You are the madam’s husband?”
Man: “Yes. Where’s my wife? Tell her i need to talk to her.”
Maid: “I’m afraid sir, she is in her room with another man.”
Man: “What are they doing?”
Maid: “By the sounds of it they are m*king l*ve.”
Man: “It hasn’t even been a whole week that i left and she has already started bringing home her l*vers? Listen, k*ll them both and i’ll give you $20000.”
Maid: “But sir, i might get in trouble for this.”
Man: “Don’t worry. I have high influence in the police department. i will not let you go to jail. Just get the biggest kn*fe from the kitchen and h*ck them to pi*c*s.”
Hearing this, the maid leaves the phone on hold, goes to the kitchen and grabs the biggest kn*fe she can find, then enters the b*droom and k*lls both of them. She returns to the phones and asks, “I k*lled them both. Now what?”
Man: “Just h*de their b*dy in the b*sement. I’ll deal with it when i return.”
Maid: “But we live in an apartment building. There is no basement here.”
Man: “Oh! sorry. Wrong number.”
