A ROMANTIC WIFE A middle-aged couple finally learned how to send and receive text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife, a romantic woman, decided one day to text her husband while she was out for coffee with a friend.
She texted: If you’re sleeping, send me your dream.
If you’re laughing, send me your smile.
If you’re eating, send me a bite of food.
If you’re drinking, send me a sip.
If you’re crying, send me your tears.
I love you.
The husband, a practical man, texted back: I’m p00ping.
Give me some advice.
