Susie worked at a place she didn’t want her sweet old Gran to know about.
One day, the police raided the building and lined everyone up outside.
Just then, Susie spotted her Gran walking by!
Thinking fast, she whispered,
“Gran! It’s a queue for free oranges!”
Never one to pass up a deal, Gran happily joined the line.
When the officer got to her, he blinked in disbelief and said,
“Wow, ma’am… how do you manage this at your age?”
Gran smiled proudly and replied:
“Oh, easy dear! I just take my teeth out, peel back the skin, and suck ’em dry!” 😳🍊
A newlywed couple was still enjoying their honeymoon phase, but there was one small hiccup – the wife wasn’t exactly a master in the kitchen.
On their first night at home, the husband came home from work to find her looking a bit sheepish. “I’m so sorry, I burned dinner,” she admitted.
The husband smiled and said, “No problem, sweetheart. How about we skip dinner and m.a.k.e l.o.v.e instead?”
The next evening, after work, he walked in again to find her apologizing, “I messed up dinner again, darling.”
He grinned and winked, “That’s okay, let’s just head to bed.”
On the third night, when he walked through the door, he was confused to find his wife sitting on the radiator.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
With a playful smile, she replied, “I’m just warming up dinner!”
