The teacher was very fed-up with Little Johnny and wanted to belittle him.
One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.
She asked,
“Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny?”
“Milk!” answered Little Johnny.
“No, I’m sorry. That’s the wrong answer. Roses drink water,” explained the teacher.
“Wow!” Johnny exclaimed.
“I didn’t know the stem was that long!”
